fat tool

A fat person who tries to make it seam like they are ripped and so strong in front of other people. Often they attempt to down on others that are ripped like no ones business and have no body fat by saying "I'm bigger than you I could break your bones" but the truth of the matter is that the fat tool is coated in fat and attempting and failing to disguise it as muscle until they make the fatal mistake of taking off there shirt for the whole world to see that there "muscle" fails at life and is very limited and hiding under a thick layer of fat.
example of a fat tool:

kid: dude how much can you leg press and how many crunches can you do in a minute?

ripped kid: Yeah I can leg press 600lbs and 150 crunches in a minute on a ok day

fat tool: no you can't your too skinny you have no muscle

ripped kid: Dude your a fucking fat tool, thats all fat you loser you suck at life *shows fat tool and kid cut 6 pack* weres your 6 pack fat tool? Oh thats right you don't have one you fat tool all you have is a big fat keg!!!

fat tool: *Crying* I wish I was ripped like ripped kid! *Runs off Crying*
by rower200 May 24, 2009
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douche tool

"Stop cutting me off you douche tool."
by Mission Maker February 28, 2006
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multi-tool

Someone who is beyond the concept of moron. Is so mentally challenged that they cannot even be called a "spanner". They are instead called by so many tools that it needs to be encompaased by several tools at once.
"Dude, you are such a multi-tool."
"A what?"
"You just proved my point."
by Friedrich February 22, 2003
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Polish Tool

Someone with Polish lineage that has use but nothing defining enough to be a specific tool. For example, a hammer.
Person 1: "Did you hear Jacob's the Polish Hammer?"
Person 2: "Nah, he's just a Polish Tool."
by da_OG_PH_69 November 22, 2022
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Dean Toole

Hey! You want to go to Disney and meet Micky Mouse? No, that’s sounds like a Dean Toole
by Island Fights February 02, 2022
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tool duel

(n) When two obnoxious and tool-esque guys battle it out in reference to drinking, trash-talking, hooking up with girls, or other frat-like activities, in order to secure their title as alpha-tool.
1. "Did you see Nathan do that keg stand for 45 seconds?"
2. "Yea, but Kev-O did one for 47 seconds while that hot blonde was watching."
1. Looks like Kev-O won the tool duel.
by wheresbuckbeack? July 20, 2011
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He's a tool

An individual with zero common sense or logic and tries too hard to fit in. He or she could be referred to a pathetic loser or no life individual. Person could also be called the word sanjive.
"Oh look at that person trying to live off others idea. He's a tool."
"See how fake and plagiarized that individual is, he is such a sanjive."
by Dave Ramos October 11, 2023
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