School

Six
Cruel, crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Life

Mum, do I have to go to school? It's just 6 cruel, crappy hours of my life.

by Yolo47Man August 13, 2017

School

A place where kids get zero freedom and are bounded to the racist and always being shot up schools.

"Hey Jim wanna go to school" Jim: "ew fuck School"

by Grandmabertha November 14, 2019

school

A slaughterhouse built with bricks and iron forged by the fire of hell. It's the shadow of all the darkness where books are visual chainsaws. The strange people dwelling here will pretend to be friends but will soon turn into leeches craving for your blood, tears and hope. This is an infernal machine whose fuel is shattered dreams, bullying and social isolation. At one point, the simple thought of finding a positive side makes your brain turn into an acid ganja pink elephant riding into Willy Wonka's tunnel. But at the end of it ,somehow, it's supposed to be a wonderful experience.

Me: Fuck school.
Teacher: Nice pleonasm.

by Lievrehare April 19, 2018

School

School, is one form of prison. Like, how the fuck do kids go their without getting anxiety. Almost nobody uses algebra in their jobs, but yet people have to spend 12 years in hell about numbers. And nobody, ever, uses proper English, but why do we learn it? I just can't ugh.

I can't take it no more.

School is just too fucking hard.

by Sassy_Sykes August 20, 2014

School

An education system in which you are slaved to do hard tasks.

These tasks include: 24 page working assignments, STAAR, EOD, Exams, etc.

An institution for educating children in 7-10 hours.

Ryder barely learned anything from School today.

by mydeadcatishere May 20, 2019

School

A juvenile detention centre for children who haven't committed a crime yet aside from living and breathing. School is also referred to as 'hell'.

A more basic definition is that school is a place children go to, to learn.

"We have to go to school 5 days a week for 6 hours yet we still get homework"

by hazzandjazz June 30, 2017

School

A place we spend during 7 hrs of our life that we can never get back. it is a useless hellhole that we are forced to go to because of our brainless government. sometimes I wonder why we go. about 95% of the time. we won't need the information that is provided to us, so why learn it. also what is the point of feeding us when you can stretch out the food with a effing fork. also, everyone at said place are fake, useless, ugly, molerats.

child: mom I went to a place full of morons I need help!
mom: oh thats called school sweetie.

by the local rat in your air vent March 13, 2019