theater ass

That painful feeling you get in your ass muscles when sitting for a very long time. Usually the result of long gaming sessions or Harry Potter films.

Cam: "I'm not gonna be able to sit down tomorrow, dude"
Matt: "Why not?"
Cam: "Transformers 3 gave me the worst theater ass. I'm gonna have to get my mom to rub Bengay on it before bed."
Matt: "Oh iite"

by RagingNipple September 8, 2011

Teacher

A dumbass ho who has some qualifications and Google who enjoys bullying less intelligent children to feel superior authority and gets mad racks for it.

Child 1 : I want to be a teacher when I'm older

Teacher : lose some weight, download google and where some sluty ass outfit for the students and you should be fine xxxx

by Lewis_from_the_lane January 25, 2018

teacher defeat

the hopeless giving in of a teacher to student misbehavior rather than exerting the energy it would take to gain back control of the class

The students could sense teacher defeat was just moments away so they redoubled their obnoxious tomfoolery to push the poor lady over the edge in order to have 2o minutes free time at the end of the period

by I'm Not LIke You Guys February 28, 2018

teacher wings

The flabby underarms that flap when teachers write on the chalkboard.

Mrs. B’s teacher wings kept blowing my papers on the floor.

by Mamadant October 26, 2018

Teachers pet

Bella

teachers pet-a person who is annoying as heck usually named Bella

by Hdsfkhbskufhukfsd October 16, 2019

Teacher

A person who talks about a particular subject for the students to learn about it.

I am a Teacher at (insert school name here) Academy.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 5, 2020

battleblock theater

a game made by the behemoth

guy 1: do you know battleblock theater
guy 2: yea it is a very epic game

by ticorza August 15, 2021