croc nonce

Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.

Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"

Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"

by NonceNick October 17, 2021

Sleep nonce

An act of a sexual nature carried out by you partner,(usually female) whilst you are asleep. Woman with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are more likely to be perpetrators.

I was sleep nonced last night by Kelly, she's a proper sleep nonce

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

nonce

(pronounced näns) meaning nine times as much (etc. once, twice, thrice, quance, quince, seice, sence, ocense)

"I've been accused of theft damn near nonce!"

by kruto February 5, 2023

Nonce

UK slang for a pedophile.

Nate: Oi mate,see that guy over there
Gary: Ye? What about Im'
Nate: he looks a right nonce

by AmericanDictator January 3, 2018

Nonce

And old codger who fuck little kids

Holy shit, I swear ya dads a nonce innit

by Breasticle123 January 27, 2020

Nonce

Lena

Lena is a nonce

by big Jono 100 November 21, 2020

Nonce

A paedophile who likes touching people that are very young compared to there age ratio

Hey John which bird you chatting too

Oh just this pretty girl

Im gonna check her insta

Please mike dont

Wait there are only year 7 pictures (Grade 8)

and it says 2008

Im not A Nonce

Dont talk to me again john You paedophilic Nonce

by pro gamer words July 22, 2020