A sexual maneuver in which the pitcher covers his penis in carefully molded C4 then approaches the catcher and drops his pants. When the catcher, unaware of the preparation, gets down to blow the pitcher, the pitcher detonates the C4.
"So what're your plans for tonight?"
"I'm gonna give Becky the monkey bomb."
"The what?"
"Well, you know, when you get the C4, and you--"
"I believe that's called guro."
"I'm gonna give Becky the monkey bomb."
"The what?"
"Well, you know, when you get the C4, and you--"
"I believe that's called guro."
by Karma Sutra June 11, 2018
Get the Monkey bombmug. by Seeryulz May 16, 2020
Get the Monkey Trumpetmug. by booty_mcanus_3001 December 10, 2022
Get the goofy monkeymug. Your going to die if you mess with this dude he is literally going to kill you. He has a M60, a suicide vest, and a fucking tank. But here's a twist he cant motherfucking die.
by oofman3 November 18, 2018
Get the Terrorist Monkeymug. by graylover333 May 23, 2022
Get the Beach Monkeymug. A car monkey is when a female gives a man oral pleasure while driving in a car. She should topless and at least slightly buzzed. Verb
My wife got drunk as hell last night at the beach club, and hit me with a car monkey on the way home, that shit was hella good!
by Madmax16 May 17, 2016
Get the car monkeymug. A racial slur towards Asians describing their skin color.
(Do not use unless Asian or have permission from an asian)
(Do not use unless Asian or have permission from an asian)
by AnchorageFilipino May 16, 2022
Get the Mustard Monkeymug.