J cone

An Australian slang term for pulling a joint through the cone of a bong

yo homie wanna go pull a J cone?

by aussie1174 December 30, 2019

Cone

A shortened version of pinecone.

When someone is being, or has been, a total idiot. An absolute fuckwit.

Susan: fails to observe a red light and slams into the back another vehicle
Jane: Susan YOU ABSOLUTE CONE, why the hell did you jump that red light??!!

by HellionSlavePet January 20, 2022

PUT THE CONE DOWN!!!

Something you say randomly.

Hey, I'm getting piz- PUT THE CONE DOWN!!!

by TapCat February 10, 2021

Chocolate Dipped Vanilla Cone

White man with a black penis.

Mike: I think I have a new fetish. White dudes with big black cocks.

Matt: Ohh you like that Chocolate Dipped Vanilla Cone?!

by ModernDrunkard May 24, 2016

Dirty Cone

The act of ingesting chocolate syrup through one's anus (boofing) with a traffic cone or funnel.

We got into some weird stuff last night, and she asked me for a dirty cone.

by Storm109 December 26, 2019

Cone Artist

Someone who steals a traffic cone off the road and tries to sell it.

Bloke 1: "Is that guy selling stolen building equipment?"
Bloke 2: "What a cone artist."

by SteamUser24632332 September 14, 2021

Cone

(v.) To cone -

To betray, let down, fuck up, or screw over.

Leon: Did you hear that Duck had to stay home from school today? Apparently he got food poisoning.
Chuck: Yeah, he fucking coned me. We’re presenting our group project in econ today and I don’t know shit about consumer demand trends.

by Art Otay says It's Okay May 19, 2025