Swedish

The second worst language that is spoken in our time. There are too many rules that make no sense.

Dude, swedish is such a complicated language

by RECA.V January 15, 2019

Swedish Super Swirly

The "Swedish Super Swirly," is just like a normal swirly, except someone sticks their hand up their butt. After covering the hand with feces from the anus, the person than wipes it on someone's mouth and eyeballs. After this, the victim's head is put in a toilet full of urine. A person flushes the toilet as the person struggles to breathe with their head in urine water.

I heard Thomas gave that new kid, Jack, a Swedish Super Swirly while in the school bathroom.

by Jiggly Jdawg March 15, 2023

swedish crumpet

a swedish crumpet is when you fart on someone’s food and then make them eat it. similar to a dutch oven, but replace the face with their food. often performed as a revenge ritual against a friend that wronged you, this move is taken stealthily in secret but there’s no doubt the enemy won’t notice the difference as soon as they chow down.

term coined by gizem bektas DJ and journalist.

A: Oh My God, Felix pulled a swedish crumpet on my ikea meatballs yesterday.
B: No way… was the aroma pungent? I haven’t done one of those in years.
A: It lit my taste buds and nose on fire..

by gizemtheDJ January 8, 2025

Swedish Smokehouse

When you fart and it stinks so bad that it seems to linger for hours.~

Brandon farted and it seemed to linger for a few hours, it was like a Swedish Smokehouse!

by Joel Morgan May 21, 2017

Swedish Crab Wank

When someone is wanking off or getting wanked off by someone else and their foreskin rips off while doing so.

Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”

by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023

swedish raincoat

Two uncircumcised gentlemen go cap to cap and foreskins are joined by clear adhesive tape. A third gentleman is then called upon urinate on the joined penis executing a golden shower downpour on the tightly sealed package. Meanwhile, the two joined men jerk one anther off vigorously while basking in the warm steady stream of hot urine. Their respective members stay safe and dry from the "Swedish raincoat" that they have created.

Thank god for that sweet Swedish raincoat we made last night, I just heard that fancy peters golden shower was tainted with the herpes. That yellow acid rain would have destroyed our Weiner's if it weren't for that tight Swedish raincoat.

by Robust gentleman February 13, 2017

Swedish bark

Another word for a loud and obnoxious burp.

After the lugubrious dinner I did a Swedish bark.

by Cheesegrater1637 February 4, 2025