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nipple faggot

by Jashfuk November 5, 2017
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nipple nuzzler

These pre-human creatures are usually 1 week to 3 months. Above 3 months they're frequently referred to as nipple biters! Nipple nuzzlers are selfish and manipulative little creatures that routinely steal a man's prized toys. They make silly little sounds that human females emulate but that make no sense. Nipple Nuzzlers are members of the sub-species "pleasure interruptis". They are known to make extremely loud bellowing sounds or give off odors that are extremely noxious at very inconvenient times. Unless these creatures are properly placed into development hibernation there will never be peace in the house again. The cuteness is only a front to allow them to gain a hold on the human female. Once that happens it's YEARS to eradicate the infestation!
How about we put the Nipple Nuzzler in his crib, turn off the bellow box and go to our room to play for a little while?
by Grumpy Grandpa August 21, 2014
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nipple hicky

When a man or woman's nipple is riddled with hickies. nipple hickies for days
Casper has a nipple hicky. In fact Casper's got mad nipple hickies. I think he may be the hamburgler
by Barbara's Bush November 3, 2013
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Nipple Junction

A sexual term. Nipple junction is the place you stop before you go down on a chick.
Man, I took this chick home with me last night, we were makin out and stuff...I left nipple junction to go downtown and she made me stop.
by pffnpass December 28, 2009
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peripheral nipple

when the nipple is slightly or severely off quilter, not in the traditional central position.
Saw Shirley last night, she's alright mate, and i think we have chemistry, but she's got a bit of a peripheral nipple.

'wonky as fuq'
by BIG DON69 February 6, 2018
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Nipple Warts

Skin Tags or excessive growth of skin that resembles hard nipples, usually found around the neck or underarms!
'Ugh! Have you've seen Harry's Nipple Warts! They're nasty!!!'
by THUNDERBALLZ January 17, 2015
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Nipple tit

If there are three - It’s a triple nipple (there’s only one). Not to be confused with a nippling, nipplet or nipple boy.
Hey, is that a box of rocks? No, nipple tits, it’s ketamine.
by The triple nipple February 2, 2020
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