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Holy Hand Grenade

The basic definition of a nuke, but better. Throwing one in the wrong place or area could a chain reaction of explosions causing the universe itself to implode, then explode with the wrath of God
He then threw the Holy Hand Grenade, and killed every enemy in the area, and also blew up everyone and thing the area
by Slimjimninja May 27, 2020
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Squirrel Grenade

An obfuscating line of argument intended to distract from the issue at hand by throwing out minor distractions scurrying in all directions away from the truth. Coined on Twitter by Asha Rangappa during DNI congressional testimony on September 26, 2019.
I was caught red-handed bribing a foreign official, so I quickly dropped a squirrel grenade to get congress to look into the former Vice President, his son's business dealings, and insufficient european foreign aid.
by P.N. Threnady September 26, 2019
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Bloody Grenade

When she's on her period, and you can only do anal. 3 seconda before cumming you pull the string (tamPIN) and yell "Bloody Grenade!!!", and then Explode!!
They hadn't seen eachother in weeks...
She was so horny on her period, that he gave gave her a Bloody Grenade!
by RowRnLiX May 21, 2022
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Facebook grenade

A post on Facebook that is controversial and provokes a powerful response. You make the post, then wait for the proverbial explosion.
I have a controversial opinion on who is the greatest badminton player of all time, and wanted to start a discussion, so I dropped a Facebook grenade and waited for people to tell me why I was wrong.
by AcesWild212 January 7, 2021
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Gonad Grenade

a loaded gun (usually a Glock) carried in the waistband in the front of your pants.
That gun is a gonad grenade, don't carry it above your nuts!
by Vladimir06363 October 13, 2010
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Sticky Grenade

Slapping your penis on a persons face and jizzing at the same time
YOOOOO JUST HIT THE MOST DEVIOUS STICKY GRENADE BRO
by SLIGGLESTICKMASTER February 22, 2025
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texas hand grenade

Im gonna give my wife a "texas hand grenade" tonight.
by Oklahoma hand grenade lover April 13, 2025
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