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Blessing

toughest black man alive ( and hes a blessing )
yooo blessing is soo tough
by gooeyslimer November 9, 2025
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Joshua-blessed

When someone is so sweet, polite, and angel-coded that you forget they can roast your entire lineage with perfect grammar.
“She said ‘sweetie, no’ and I felt baptized. Joshua-blessed.”
by minghaochihiro November 26, 2025
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Bless

asking someone for the vape or cart
by Josanma March 26, 2023
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bless yo sneaky link phone day

“it’s bless yo sneaky link phone day,bless my phone
by ytdilidee June 3, 2024
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Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024
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Bro's Blessing

A bro's blessing is the highest honor a man can give his friend, it is an oath to help your bro through anything he will face regarding what you blessed him for, usually for success with a woman.
Bro 1; Yo, I\m boutta ask this girl out.

Bro 2; I give you my bro's blessing for success
by ChrChrBnks July 4, 2024
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