Benjamin

Benjamin is usually a small, annoying boy who usually runs about and acts daft because he thinks he’s funny. He typically hangs around the same people because he’s too much of a hermit crab in a shell to actually talk to people. He likes those people though, he loves them a lot. He’s actually very nice, and also gives out good hugs, so he’s been told.

Who’s that?
Ah, that’s Benjamin.
What’s he doing?
Whatever he likes with no hesitation.

by bonk_is_a_funny_word October 9, 2022

Benjamin Wanklin

A Benjamin Franklin which jerks off all the time.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Wanklin? That boy sure does jerk off all the time."

by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022

Benjamin Tanklin

A heavily armored Benjamin Franklin.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Tanklin? That boy sure is heavily armored."

by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022

Benjamin Janklin

A slightly off Benjamin Franklin.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Janklin? That boy sure is slightly off."

by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022

Benjamin Cranklin

A Benjamin Franklin high on meth.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Cranklin? That boy sure is on meth all the time."

by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022

Benjamin Skanklin

A Benjamin Franklin ska enthusiast.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Skanklin? That boy sure does listen to that ska music all the time."

by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022

Benjamin Shanklin

A Benjamin Franklin fond of impaling others with small, improvised bladed weapons.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Shanklin? That boy done shanked me up good!"

by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022