austin sabo

Austin Sabo a person who is funny, loving, caring, sexy, smart and kind this person has a soft spot for anything that's cute and will always take the time and patience for those who he happens to care about and will always the one thing in people lives that will make them happy we also has a big dick and likes to be called big daddy.

Man 1: "Why can't I have an Austin sabo?"
Man 2: "Bitch I'm right here".

by Wolfie Manner's June 30, 2019

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austin's mind

There is nothing going on in there

Me: I wonder what is going on in Austin's mind..
Austin: HERDURDEDUR
Me: Yeah there is nothing going on in Austin's mind

by imabitch_6500 November 7, 2017

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Austin Corbett

A dude who runs around like the autistic blind kid. He not blocking no one.

Did you see #63 on the rams?
Yeah Austin Corbett wasn’t blocking shit.
The only thing he blocking was staffords vision with his fat ass.

by RahmNoodles February 13, 2022

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Austin Waggoner

The god of family rivalries and ponytails.

Austin Waggoner WOW he’s weird.

by The Uncle Daddy Cult February 3, 2023

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Austin Paradox

The scenario of a man having an option between suitors, although not knowing whether the suitors have interest in the man in question, although suspected. Usually consists of four options: choose one, choose the other, wait it out, or start over with a new, unrelated suitor. The scenario usually ends badly for the man in said paradox, and the man is haunted with the thought of what could have been had he chosen another option.

“Yeah, my friend is caught in an Austin Paradox. He’s having a mental breakdown trying to figure out what he should do. I pity him.”

by Helixgamingco August 19, 2021

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