"OMG, you just puked all over the floor and this girl just gave you a irish handshake....what a whore"
by Greg Dickinson April 21, 2006
Get the Irish Handshakemug. by William Winslow April 23, 2006
Get the Irish Handshakemug. An oilfield handshake is when two men stand face to face with their pants down around their ankles. The two men vigorously jerk each other off. There must be direct eye contact and it's not over until both have finished.
I heard your uncle is great at oilfield handshakes. He really has the forearm strength and intimate eye contact to make it special.
by Skinny Peters m. d. September 16, 2021
Get the Oilfield handshakemug. Christine: "What happened with the cute guy from the bar last night?"
Mara: "We finished our drinks and he walked me back to my car. I had fun though, so I gave him a firm Michigan Handshake."
Mara: "We finished our drinks and he walked me back to my car. I had fun though, so I gave him a firm Michigan Handshake."
by habanegro May 31, 2015
Get the Michigan Handshakemug. The Oklahoma handshake occurs when an individual chokes their sexual partner with one hand, while taking pictures with their smartphone in the other.
by RufusT January 1, 2014
Get the oklahoma handshakemug. David struck out at the bar in spite of showing off his police badge to every chick. He had to settle for a Thai handshake at the massage spa.
by Jaybone69 July 20, 2016
Get the Thai handshakemug. A 'Hollywood handshake' is removing the sausage from a like warm sausage roll while leaving the pastry in tact. The inserting your erect penis to the now vacant hole, and masturbating until ejaculation.
"I went home with this fat chick last night. And because i didn't cum I Hollywood handshaked her dinner for the next day."
by Jokesex August 17, 2018
Get the Hollywood handshakemug.