SPICY SHRIMP SOUP

The absolute worst menu item for a Homo Gaypien that speaks with a lisp to order at a restaurant.

"Hi, Jethuth Chrietht Holy Thit I think the Thpiethy thrimp thoup lookth thatithfying. My favorite thubject in thchool wath thothial thudieth."

"Somebody shut that fucking retard up! Fucking Spicy Shrimp Soup? Jesus titty fucking christ, you speak like a down-syndrome-dipshit loser. PUT A FUCKING NEEDLE IN THIS DUMB FUCK'S NECK! I QUIT! Another waitress can take your order, you fucking brain-dead sack of sweaty garbage."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper June 07, 2025

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Mantis Shrimp

The mantis shrimp sees more colors than any other animal. ... As compared to humans' measly three color-receptive cones, the mantis shrimp has 16 color-receptive cones, can detect ten times more color than a human, and probably sees more colors than any other animal on the planet.

by xenoscum January 13, 2021

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Rodeo shrimp

A nickname for your best friend that has a blue truck that also lives in a farm

Hey *name*, you’re a rodeo shrimp!
No I’m not! I have a green truck!

by chasersl May 14, 2022

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aggressive shrimp

A term referring to an insecure man with a small ego and an even smaller... well, you know. This individual compensates for his shortcomings by belittling women, showcasing a regrettable blend of toxicity and an unsuccessful quest for validation.

Person A: "Did you see Jake talking down to Sarah again?"
Person B: "Yeah, classic Aggressive Shrimp move. His insecurities are showing, and it's not impressing anyone."

by MaxEightFive January 06, 2024

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