Rocko the Hair Fairy

A mystic being that messes up your hair whilst sleeping. See: Tooth Fairy or Sandman.

(A little boy wakes to discover his hair is disheveled)
Mom: Wow Riley, Rocko the Hair Fairy got you good!

by Batterednfried November 25, 2024

Rocking the cradle

Refers to someone's young age; typically used in a playful and lighthearted manner.

Joel: Dude, the Buffalo Bills just drafted a 20-year-old running back.

Shawn: Dang, the NFL be rocking the cradle!

by SantoriniSwimmer223 December 28, 2024

Rocking the flesh boat

Fucking someone in the butt.

Don't bother john right now, he is with his girlfriend emily and he's rocking the flesh boat.

by Angus Mcfife August 2, 2025

Rocket to the Stars

A supposedly extraordinary event, experience, or game plan. When describing something as a rocket to the stars you believe it will result in a very rewarding outcome.

Rocket to the stars? Get-rich-quick scheme more like it!

by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010

Rocks in the Box

1. A kids game where one puts rocks into a box, especially shiny or odd shaped rocks.

2. The act of a man stuffing ones penis and testicles in their entirety into a woman's vaginal passage.

1. "Look, there's some more shiny ones, let's get those rocks in the box!"

2. "I've met a new girl, she really loves the full on rocks in the box!"

by BwB_75 August 30, 2013

rocks in the vagina

Shit you say to a hot girl after you've been shutdown

Hey babe what you doing later?
Psssh no.
Bitch you got rocks in the vagina

by U571A April 1, 2015

therock

unbelieving, untrusting someone's prE-diction.

damn, that dude found out his girl was fuckin some other dude. We tried to tell him, but he went all therock on us.

by BonZy November 8, 2007