Toilet Paper

A mythical thing it does not exist see also coronaphobia.

Karen: I have a cart full of toilet paper

by Mythical being #Toiletpaper March 17, 2020

Mad paper

A large quantity of funds.

"Yo, you hear Jamal on 19th Street is making some mad paper, B."

by RoundenBrown July 17, 2018

Poverty paper

1-ply toilet paper. Tends to disintegrate on contact with any moisture whatsoever.

"Can we stop buying poverty paper now that we both got promoted?? We can afford the extra $3 every few months. I want that bougie shit. 3-ply minimum."

by 193856288572 July 27, 2022

paper gifts

"Paper gifts" are gifts of money (check or cash) or gift cards. Paper gifts are appropriate when the gift receiver does not want an actual present or particular item.

Paper gifts are common for weddings where the bride and groom do not have a lot of space in their new home for bulky gifts.

by BlackCat2014 March 3, 2014

Free paper

Having planned or unplanned free time. Permission given for free time. Time previously controlled but now relinquished.

Indirectly referring to having written permission to be out.

Sally went away for the weekend so Tom has free paper.

by Mr. Suess May 24, 2018

Paper II

Paper II is the best character in all of inanimate insanity. He is an A4 sheet of loose-leaf paper who is clearly gay.

Person 1: Hey, who's your favorite inanimate insanity character?
Person 2: Oh, its Paper ii!

by Smelly Juice the Juice April 7, 2023

paper cobra

When one flushes the toilet and it starts to back up, you thrust your hand into the water and grab the toilet paper blockage

I flushed the toilet, and it started to back up. I had no other choice than to have the paper cobra strike and remove the blockage so the water would go down.

by King s a l a m I May 24, 2022