Smurf Dippin

When you are banging a girl in the port-a-johns, and mid-pump, you dunk her head in the blue water.

"Did you and Ashley go to the music festival last night"

"Yeah bro, I took her ass smurf dippin."

by BenitoTortellini May 18, 2025

Smurfed

When a black guy in Bushwich NYC grabs you and spray paints your balls blue

"Dude did you hear about Alban? He tried to buy a bike in Bushwick and got smurfed!"

by Chonky Nuts October 19, 2020

Smurf J

Receiving a blow job from a partner with a blue mouth, such as immediately after sucking on a blue raspberry sucker.

Dude, Rachael gives the best Smurf J’s.

by catheterking June 26, 2020

Smurf

Smurfs are little blueberry looking communist midgets who are led my big daddy smurf 'Papi Smurf' There are many other smurfs such as smorfs,smurfling ,smu

PAPA SMURF IS SO FINE

by Kaiidds June 8, 2022

Smurfed

Smurfed is when a man puts on a condom rolls it up to the dickhead and ejaculate inside of the condom and puts it on another person's head.

Yo i totally smurfed a bitch last night!

by Quinoux December 10, 2018

Smurf

jesus reincarnated as a level 6

that doomfist is a smurf. he just steamrolled the whole team while being a level 6.

by nalvinian May 22, 2020

Smurfing

When you pick dingle berries out of your lovers asshole while you both mutually masturbate.

Me and my girlfriend tried smurfing last week, I didn't really like it.

by greencat420 July 9, 2011