SMITH

Acronym for Shoot Myself in the Head.

Constantly seeing teenagers write LOL makes me want to SMITH.

by Sloppy Jones January 5, 2011

smith and wesson

what i will use to ruin your shit if you threaten me.

no, i'm not crazy, i only clean my smith and wesson pistol every day.

by 4506-1 June 20, 2006

Clayton Smith

Clayton Smiths are super fly. They have dance crews. They like moccasins and wii and french horns and chick-fil-a and oreos and partying all night long and rapping.

Who's that cool cat over there? Oh, thats a Clayton Smith.

by Coolcat23frenchhorndawg January 30, 2010

sloth hump

when you are sexing up your partner so slow they cant tell when you are done or if you have even started.

dude i just walked in on my grandparents sloth humping.

by pansweaters February 5, 2010

Bubba Sloth Chicken

A chick who is so fat her back looks like it has boobs.

That chick is Bubba Sloth Chicken

by Seaquam July 10, 2005

John Smith

the best minecraft lets player and has earned 12 subscribers on youtube

OMG ITS THE BEST MINECRAFT LETS PLAYER IT MUST BE JOHN SMITH

by himynameisconnor February 27, 2017

Smith Sequel

The L.J. Smith books with unexpected conclusions that are published more than ten years after the original series was published. EXAMPLE: the three books concluding The Vampire Diaries; Strange Fate; and the sequels to The Forbidden Game and The Secret Circle that L.J. Smith has promised to begin writing.

Person 1: OMG! TWILIGHT CAME OUT WAAAAY BEFORE THE VAMPIRE DIARIES!
Person 2: No, it didn't. The original books were published in 1991. You're talking about the Smith Sequels, idiot.

by ThatBuffyFan:-) July 18, 2010