When you take a nice fat shit, then take the shit and place it into a meat dehydrator. After about 3 days of letting the shit dehydrate, you then insert it into a womans vagina, and proceed to fuck her in the ass while you fuck her pussy with the dehydrated shit. The shit will slowly fall apart and get restored with water, turning it back into shit inside of her pussy. Thus, her pussy can be described as a "sloppy jerky."
Guy #1: Yo I was totally raw dogging some chick last night, and stuck my fingers up her ass
Guy #2: You think that's cool? I totally sloppy jerkyed my girlfriend last night and made her reach her hand into her pussy and eat out the shit
Guy #1: Man, you are fucked up.
Guy #2: You think that's cool? I totally sloppy jerkyed my girlfriend last night and made her reach her hand into her pussy and eat out the shit
Guy #1: Man, you are fucked up.
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Get the Pelvis slapping mug.Broken down, "pissed-up" means inebriated or drunk. A "slapper" is, well, a slut. Or, a woman of loose morals. So, a "pissed up slapper" is also known as a drunken trollop or whore.
"Lets go to the bar tonight and pick up a couple of pissed up slappers." "Check that pissed up slapper going down on Mark in the corner." "It's a sure thing cause she's a pissed up slapper."
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Friend 1 :Are you sure that girls head game good? Friend 2: yeah but she can make up for it with the sloppy toppy genital property gorilla grip pussy lips so it's cool doe
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Get the Sloppy toppy genital property gorilla grip pussy lips mug.1)When one man has unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman who's vagina still contains semen from a previous partner.
Derived from the fact that the second male is at risk for catching STDs from the first but the first is relatively free of risk.
2)Any decrease in provision size or quality do to a hiearchical ranking among men.
Derived from the fact that the second male is at risk for catching STDs from the first but the first is relatively free of risk.
2)Any decrease in provision size or quality do to a hiearchical ranking among men.
1: Tom and David both had sex with Jenny last night but David got sloppy seconds because he was younger.
2:When the fraternity entered the bar the bothers were allowed to pick dates first while the pledges got sloppy seconds.
2:When the fraternity entered the bar the bothers were allowed to pick dates first while the pledges got sloppy seconds.
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