Shane

The process of putting your choose on the wrong way on purpose and running a marathon.

"How'd he break his ankles?"
"Oh, he pulled a Shane"

by eggswithnosalt April 12, 2022

Shane

Pees sitting up

Guy 1:god I gotta take a waz

Guy 2: don’t pee sitting up
Guy 1: ew who does that?
Guy 2:Shane

by ShaneIsBad October 9, 2019

to shane

(1) (to) shane - verb. When someone has a sexual intercourse with a girl

(2) shane - adject. When someone looks significantly gay. From the series The L-word

to shane:
(1) I shaned with Jenny last night.

(2) You look shane today.

by Magi81277 January 16, 2019

On Shane

similar to "no cap", "on my mama", or "on God"... used when you are swearing something to be true because Shane is the realest mfer out there

Friend: "These girls on Tinder are fake gas."

You: "On Shane."

by sandbox17 August 18, 2025

Shane

"Shane" is a handsome blue-eyed man who has no problem telling people how he truly feels about something. If you are ever in need of a true friend, somebody who will have your back no matter what, then please, find yourself a Shane.

Shane was there for me when I needed somebody their most.

by grannyfeckers November 13, 2022

shane pinto

professional mouse clicker who wastes time playing game such as dota 2

man I need to get more productive in life and stop being a "shane pinto" these days

by lolz March 10, 2017

Classic Shane

Refers to a person who is consistently completely acts that are individual to them, it is a classic act of a person. For this scenario, the name is Shane! Use one syllable words for greater effect as pronunciation is then easier and can be modified accordingly!

Usually pronounced by drawing out words in order to create a sense of repetitiveness, also helps do add a different accent to your normal tone once again just to intensify laughter.

Pronounced more like:

Claaasssic Shaaaneee

1.

Bobby: "Oh by the way did you hear about how Shane cheated on his girlfriend again?"

Pat: "Classic Shane"

2.

Shane: "Its me party, me birthday and I can do whatever me likes"

Group: "Classic Shane"

by Mr Newgent June 24, 2008