School is 8 hours of your life wasted every day (except the weekend) on knowledge you'll use, or you'll never use
School, is where you sit in a classroom for 45–50 minutes and listen to a teacher talk and after 45–50 minutes you'll hear a bell that lets you go outside
School is where you find friends and with friends you can talk and do other stuff together
School is a place where you do tests to get a letter (or a number) on a piece of paper
School is where if you get a lot of grades, you'll get another paper
School, is where you sit in a classroom for 45–50 minutes and listen to a teacher talk and after 45–50 minutes you'll hear a bell that lets you go outside
School is where you find friends and with friends you can talk and do other stuff together
School is a place where you do tests to get a letter (or a number) on a piece of paper
School is where if you get a lot of grades, you'll get another paper
by hungarian grill June 21, 2023
Get the School mug.a place where children go to and suffer until they are 16, the school is also known as a prison because it explains a lot, the classrooms are known to be cells, the principal's office is known to be the warden's office, the school playground or yard is known to be the prison yard, teachers known to be prison guards, students are known to be prisoners, detentions are finally known to be execution. Now you see, we actually have been in prisons this whole time, what crime did we commit? We will never know.
Bobby: are you ready to go school?
Tony: how many times do i have to tell you! NO!
Bobby: why?
Tony: ok first of all, what is similar to school?
Bobby: I don't know?
Tony: ok say I have to go to a classroom
Bobby: ok?
Tony: and the teacher now can't let us out, what does that make it as?
Bobby: almost a jail cell?
Tony: exactly, now keep on saying of what is in a prison
Bobby: Guards, cells, prisoners, horrible breakfast, lunch and dinner, executions...
Tony: ...
Bobby: SCHOOL IS A PRISON
Tony: THERE WE GO DUMBASS
Tony: how many times do i have to tell you! NO!
Bobby: why?
Tony: ok first of all, what is similar to school?
Bobby: I don't know?
Tony: ok say I have to go to a classroom
Bobby: ok?
Tony: and the teacher now can't let us out, what does that make it as?
Bobby: almost a jail cell?
Tony: exactly, now keep on saying of what is in a prison
Bobby: Guards, cells, prisoners, horrible breakfast, lunch and dinner, executions...
Tony: ...
Bobby: SCHOOL IS A PRISON
Tony: THERE WE GO DUMBASS
by @Gmail God February 25, 2023
Get the School mug.A fucking stupid idea that some old ass government members made up to give "useful" common core bullshit.
Most people don't hate school because of bullies or shitty food but what you have to do during hours. You get sent to the prison-like complex. Sit yo ass down in your uncomfortable arthritis-inducing chair next to a bunch of retard inmates who care nothing about anything. You sit there for nearly an hour listening to random information someone probably got from that website that sends you to random sites on the internet. The information isn't even interesting. So once you put up with this junk for a good ten minutes of silence and staring at the teacher droning away about something. So you're bound to just look away and do anything else. But then when you're caught doing said thing they freak out.
Most people don't hate school because of bullies or shitty food but what you have to do during hours. You get sent to the prison-like complex. Sit yo ass down in your uncomfortable arthritis-inducing chair next to a bunch of retard inmates who care nothing about anything. You sit there for nearly an hour listening to random information someone probably got from that website that sends you to random sites on the internet. The information isn't even interesting. So once you put up with this junk for a good ten minutes of silence and staring at the teacher droning away about something. So you're bound to just look away and do anything else. But then when you're caught doing said thing they freak out.
When you tackle them head on and call them out their simple and stupid tactic is to dish out a phone call to your parents who are also equally as dumb about appreciating the shit you have to do. Once your teacher gains the favor of your parents, you have a punishment waiting at home. The teacher gives you a suspension or referral. Then repeat this a few more times until you get home where you have to do some of the most fucking stupid stuff only a person with no life, fun, family, who don't have access to suicide pills would do. Also known as homework.
Whoever made homework, I'm going to shove a cactus so far up your ass, you'll be coughing bloody needles for the rest of your shitty life. It's hell for 18 (or more if you fail) years, no wonder why suicide is a thing.
Bye, now go sit in the corner and eat some cheese. Fuck school
Whoever made homework, I'm going to shove a cactus so far up your ass, you'll be coughing bloody needles for the rest of your shitty life. It's hell for 18 (or more if you fail) years, no wonder why suicide is a thing.
Bye, now go sit in the corner and eat some cheese. Fuck school
by Trigger_Nigra November 27, 2018
Get the School mug.Just your parents way of saying jail, but they make it sound fun. You get tortured and it's the worst place to be in.
by Life💞👎🏻 July 8, 2017
Get the School mug.by Yolo47Man August 13, 2017
Get the School mug.A slaughterhouse built with bricks and iron forged by the fire of hell. It's the shadow of all the darkness where books are visual chainsaws. The strange people dwelling here will pretend to be friends but will soon turn into leeches craving for your blood, tears and hope. This is an infernal machine whose fuel is shattered dreams, bullying and social isolation. At one point, the simple thought of finding a positive side makes your brain turn into an acid ganja pink elephant riding into Willy Wonka's tunnel. But at the end of it ,somehow, it's supposed to be a wonderful experience.
by Lievrehare April 19, 2018
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