Sammy

Has a massive cock and will make you scream (I know from experience)

Sammy you’re in too deep 😫

by drkelfman November 23, 2021

Sammy Watkins

A football player

Hey dude have you heard of Sammy Watkins

by Dont ask you wont care May 15, 2021

Sammie

Sammie is a type of person to be nice to you at first but when you get to know them they like to betray and expose you to their other friends. Sammie is a follower and a cheat. If you ever date a Sammie it won’t last long. They also are most likely to spread an accusation about you and always take the easy way.

“Oh Sammie? She’s such a bitch,”

by zcrocs August 6, 2021

Sammie

A person that is such a stunning humorous young woman. She has the brightest smile and is very caring always, really loving and down to earth. She is incredibly loyal and would definitely be someone who do take things wholeheartedly. She is an incredibly dedicated person who will always continue to strive no matter what, even in her next life. She is a satisfaction of what every male wants. She is definitely a person who has natural beauty. She is one of the most sweetest souls ever. Amazingly she somehow continuously make others smile in their darkest times, no one can seriously ever stay mad at her. She would always try to stay strong on the outside, but in the inside she’s falling apart. She definitely lets others get to her easily and let them shatter her. Even through all of her emotional roller coasters, she continues to have the fire inside of her, to stand up for what’s the best for her. She’s definitely very stubborn sometimes but would get anyone falling in love with her cute charisma and gorgeous personality.

Hey look it’s “Sammie!”
“She looks so gorgeous today!!”

by eudorian November 3, 2019

Sammy

Probably a dog that's best friends with a human.

Random person: AW ITS A DOG, WHAT'S IT'S NAME? Wait, no, let me guess...Sammy?

by Anonymous_hate_writer November 14, 2020

Sammy Sprinkler

When you get so intoxicated that you wake up in the middle of the night and accidentally urinate in your girlfriends underwear draw.

Connor Jason: what happened with Viv last night, she’s blowing up!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!

by Connormacdaddy December 8, 2022

Schrodinger's Sammy

A paradox of quantum superposition.

The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.

Sammy: I love you, but I'm still thinking about it.
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy

by h06i10 January 8, 2023