Friend: Yo mayne why didn't you do your girl today?
Guy: Shoooot dog I didn't wanna take no risks or nothin cause I ain't had no swag tube.
Friend: A swag tube? Wtf is that?
Guy: Fifs on yo neck its a condom!!
Guy: Shoooot dog I didn't wanna take no risks or nothin cause I ain't had no swag tube.
Friend: A swag tube? Wtf is that?
Guy: Fifs on yo neck its a condom!!
by SwagTubeKid June 15, 2010
Get the Swag Tube mug.A close cousin of the Swamp Donkey, however the creature has bigger titties on it's back than on it's chest.
Man did you see that swamp donkey over in aisle 3? Yeah bro, but did you see the swamp camel that was standing beside her? She must have 44dd's on her back!!!!
by hillbillylover July 12, 2010
Get the Swamp Camel mug.A variation of the motorboating of the breasts. This involvles sticking ones face and mouth into anothers butthole and doing the motorboat maneuver.
Last night she wanted me to motorboat her, but I told her let's do something more adventurous. Sit on my face baby, we're gonna swampboat.
by jdizzleut January 7, 2011
Get the swampboat mug.1) Noun: the person with the most swagger at an event can be known as the swaggermeister, like the 'life of the party'. 2) Noun: A person who drinks excessive amounts of Jagermeister while maintaining a state of swagger.
1) That guy there between those broads is the swaggermeister.
2) We all got slizzard off of Jagermeister but that guy who can still walk takes it like a swaggermeister!
2) We all got slizzard off of Jagermeister but that guy who can still walk takes it like a swaggermeister!
by Sexier and amoral fathead October 1, 2010
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Switch up your swaggatude and get your style right!
Someone needs a swaggatude adjustment.
Switch up your swaggatude and get your style right!
Someone needs a swaggatude adjustment.
by J-Split April 12, 2011
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Aw man, I'd stay inside if I were you. It's swampass city out there - might ass crack has been like the planet Dagobah all day.
by Jimbo12341177 July 21, 2011
Get the Swampass City mug.The point when all the rules of swag are followed perfectly and the world as a whole acknowledges the perfection of swag. Generally followed by an exclamation of Swagger
by GreyFox7510 October 2, 2011
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