Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".
Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016
Get the Universe surfingmug. (n.) A computer dedicated to surfing the web or playing browser games such as Farmville.
A computer can start out as a Surf Machine (ex. your mother buys a crapware desktop from Walmart for 300 bucks) or can become one (ex. your desktop's hardware starts failing).
Typically cannot play any sort of real games or run any programs such as movie editors.
A computer can start out as a Surf Machine (ex. your mother buys a crapware desktop from Walmart for 300 bucks) or can become one (ex. your desktop's hardware starts failing).
Typically cannot play any sort of real games or run any programs such as movie editors.
My dad wanted a new computer, so I just got him a Surf machine. All he does is watch porn and play farmville anyways.
by Zilon July 13, 2012
Get the Surf Machinemug. by ShortMort April 24, 2020
Get the Chinese Surf Boardmug. Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".
Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016
Get the universe surfingmug. Similar to web surfing. What somebody does when they are looking for something on their computer, usually an old assignment or paper that could be reused. Also what people do with somebody elses computer in attempt to find their porn.
Jane did not feel like writing a 4 page essay, so she folder surf so she could turn in a paper she wrote 3 years ago.
Michael borrowed George computer, assuming george had porn on his computer Michael folder surf.
Michael borrowed George computer, assuming george had porn on his computer Michael folder surf.
by CaptainGarbage January 4, 2014
Get the folder surfmug. surf n turf is a quote from the tv show skins which means getting absolutely high out of your mind while possibly having a cheeky shag. when one spends an evening getting drunk/wasted/sloshed with friends. we live for surf n turf. While surf n turfing you will find mdma fiends and lost wanderers of the ket tribe, that have made a nest in the hardtek forest.
by sillywankerrrrrrrrr November 3, 2020
Get the surf n turfmug. The dexterious and deliberate act of maneuvering through a public shower (gym, work shower) while wearing sandles/shower shoes. Most common when wearing thin sandles that easily allow water to get on your feet. The intent is usually to avoid nasty stagnant water filled with other peoples pubes, dead skin cells, feces, semen, etc from getting on your feet.
Sandle surfing
Guy1: did you see that ball of pubes stuck in the shower drain this morning?
Guy2: yeah I totally sandle surfed around it.
Guy1: did you see that ball of pubes stuck in the shower drain this morning?
Guy2: yeah I totally sandle surfed around it.
by AtheosAeternus October 6, 2016
Get the Sandle Surfingmug.