cunt storm

A girl who squirts so intensely during intercourse, the word "storm" must used to describe it. Often accompanied by loud queefs or farts which represent thunder.

P1. Hey man how did it go with that girl last night?

P2. Aww man she cunt stormed my bed so bad I'm going to have to buy a new mattress

by bitgod August 15, 2009

Hardware Store Hot Dog

Going to a hardware store with the specific purpose of receiving a blow job from a migrant worker in the bathroom stall

Example One - Mark: I could really use a Hardware Store Hot Dog right now

Example Two - Juan: I'm totally worn out from selling Hardware Store Hot Dogs all day.

by BritBrit303 August 7, 2012

Charm Storm

Aura: when a person or team of people employ sudden and immeasurable amounts of charm - leaving all those in the stormer(s)' audible radius, stunned, soaked in awe and sexually aroused. Marriages are often ended after one member of the relationship being caught in a storm, and immediately realising they'd made a mistake saying "I do".

The effectiveness of the Charm Storm is seen not only in the multitude of Facebook friend requests a charmer receives after a storm, but also in the recent birth of (unfortunately degenerate) charm related slang, i.e. Charm Farm - a similar experience of colossal charm, however the farm fails to encompass all tremendous power embodied in a storm.

Tom: Can you grab us a pie while you're in there?
Mick: You got any coin?
Tom: (sucks on his index finger and puts it in the air) I think I feel a storm brewing.
Mick: They dont call me the thunder bird for nothing! Put your wallets away and get your notepads out kids, as I hail down a charm storm.
Tom: Make it rain bitch!

by TommyWebbster March 14, 2013

Inconvenience Store

A convenience store that has odd hours, barely stocked shelves, and lousy staff. Often sells illegal DVDs.

I went to the Inconvenience Store but it's closed again.

by holleewood November 16, 2013

Sarah Palin Story

The reverse of a Cinderella story, usually in a situation where everyone hates the Cinderella. It can also be a David vs. Goliath situation where everyone wants to see Goliath win, because everyone hates the underdog.

I can't believe she gets to be homecoming queen just because she was on "Made." It's such a Sarah Palin Story.

by PMike January 23, 2009

He Touched My Shoulder Story

A story told by someone in which they discuss their crush. The story is long and plotty, and the end is something along the lines of "and then...he touched my shoulder!" - a moment clearly exhilerating for the person telling the story, but that leaves the audience confused and expecting more from such a long winded story.

"so we went to the park on friday after the movies, and we were walking around and he bought us all ice cream from some random crazy vendor named frank, and then we were talking about his new car and its red, and then he touched my shoulder!"

by Janey and Anna and Molly July 2, 2005

Perfect Storm

When a combination of events causes an amazing, unforgettable night.

Ben: "Dude, 30's of Busch were on sale, so we got two!"
Josh: "I just met some thoroughbred dime-pieces outside, and they wanna party with us tonight!"
Noah: "There's no cover charge at the bar tonight!"

Tim: "...It's the perfect storm."

by Beave876 October 15, 2010