Simple Simon

A stupid motherfucker.

"We cannot see anyone at the clinic because we don't have the technology."
YOU SIMPLE SIMON, motherfucker.

by HoneyBadger612 December 7, 2018

Slimy Simon

The act of bathing yourself in sexual lubricant and proceeding to slide around the floor.

Aye boys, you coming around to slimy Simon this afternoon?

by Lutanint dan September 22, 2020

Simple Simon

Hallucinogenic mushrooms

I'm looking to score some Simple Simon tonight. I want to get good and silly!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 21, 2021

The simon

When a guy grinds on 4 girls in a line at a dance

Aaron: Do you see him?
John: yeah he's grinding 4 girls at the same time!
Aaron: He's doing a the simon!

by dunton September 12, 2011

Dirty Simon

After having either anal sex or vaginal sex, the male throws his partner through a plate-glass window, normally with a well placed pile of manure and/or beehives where the lady will fall.

"After fucking my girl, I decided it would be hot to give her a Dirty Simon."
"Awwww, the Dirty Simon!"

by Daniel Rose July 27, 2006

Shelia Simon Beer

A type of beer that is commonly consumed by hippies, or supporters of the democratic candidate, Shelia Simon.

I was the only one at the party drinking Budweiser, all the hippies were drinking Shelia Simon beer.

by D-DizzleCdale January 31, 2008

The Simon Special

A secret menu item served at McDonald. It contains two cheeseburgers, two McChickens, a large fry, and a large Coke.

Z: "He is getting The Simon Special, again."

T: "He is so thick!"

Z: "And thick-headed too. He only got a 13 on the ACT."
T: "Really? That is borderline retarded."

by SugaMama420 September 30, 2015