Gabe and the Blue Pump Shotgun

Gabe. Gabe loves his blue pump shotgun. It is in his true lore that he loves to go down on that blue pumpy wumpy. There is no stone left unturned when it comes to this blue puma shagugugan and his love for going within the depths of Gabe on 9/11. The twin towers are gorgeous, but not as gorgeous as this shotgun is to Gyabe Gyattidge.

"Have you seen Gabe and the Blue Pump Shotgun?"

"No.. I saw Warren with it last."
"OH NO, WARREN TOOK THE BLUE PUMP SHOTGUN"

by XS Cari November 08, 2023

Double Barrel Shotgun Nose

When someone has nostrils that look like blow holes. Just pray they don't look up and spray on you.

His double barrel shotgun nose could hold cantaloupes.

by ccharmon October 19, 2007

double barrel shotgun

Taking a shotgun from two blunts at one time.

Damn that double barrel shotgun got be shook out my shooooos. I was high as hell biatch!

by Skeety McSkeetSkeet November 15, 2007

sawed-off shotgun

when one performs a "shotgun" with two small bullet-style cans
(red bull, bookoo, etc). can become a double barreled shotgun when using regular cans.

dude, i just did a sawed-off shotgun with two red bulls and now im gonna throw up.

by cripninja August 24, 2007

noon o'clock shotgun

10 minutes prior to noon, gather your friends and puncture a hole in the bottom of each of your beers, making sure that nothing is spilling by tilting your beer. upon the arrival of noon o'clock, crack open the beers and drink out of the hole you made. Most commonly used at college football game tailgates

Hurry up and get your beers, time to noon o'clock shotgun soon!

by Aggressive Drinker August 09, 2011

shootin' chili outta shotgun

The worst sort of diarhea.

When it's so bad that You're spraying the back of the toilet, the toilet seat, the towels.

"Holy shit, I don't know what Trang put in that Denver Omelette I got off the truck this morning but I was just shootin' chili outta shotgun"

by Marty Fahkeuse December 25, 2002

double-pump shotgun

The term that is used for someone willing to take the seat of a (usually) retarded person who calls "shotgun" in an attempt to obtain the front seat of a vehicle. However this must be said within a split second subsequently after the first person calls shotgun.

Person 1: "I call shotgun!"

Person 2: "Well I call double-pump shotgun, better get in the back of the van or it's gonna be one hell of a ride for you."

by ogdajuiceman January 31, 2011