mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

it is a really big insult

kyle depenning is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

by kyle depenning December 14, 2006

pussy nose rubber

when a girl is rubbing her pussy on top of a guys nose while she's wet.

Kathy felt like doing something crazy, so she did the pussy nose rubber on Alex.

by Katartha May 14, 2006

Hot snake in my rubber

-the process in which a surfer does not wish to get out of the water so he poo poo's in his wet suit.

The waves were too killer bra so I just dropped a hot snake in my rubber

by Harper March 16, 2004

drop ya like a used rubber

1)Term used in situations of aggression when you are telling the other person you are going to kick their ass.

2)When your girlfriend has become such a huge pain in your ass you don't care about anything but getting rid of her.

1)Don't fuck with me man, I'm tired of your shit. I'll drop ya like a used rubber.

2)Bitch, you have fucked with my life so bad I gotta drop ya like a used rubber.

by Ed Schutte March 25, 2008

Re-rubber

the act of puttin on, then taking off a condom, only to put it backk on when shit is about to go down

Goon 1: Yo fam did you smash lass nite?

Goon 2: Yessir. Had to Re-rubber tho, she stunted for maddd long fam

Goon 1: Daaaammmnn smh at least you got in it

by juelzwuzzhere April 12, 2010

Nut Rubber

Nut Rubber, a noun, a person who specializes in rubbing a mans nuts, with care and love.

I asked my girl to give me a hummer last night and all she did was rub my nuts....damn Nut Rubber.

by Mr. Blue Balls August 27, 2013