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Robert

Medium to tall sized neek. Mad at gaming and Sports. Bare sporty guy says donny alot chats alot of shit but always got ur back. Loyal guy gets girls called Lily and has a decent trim from time to time.
Robert is a person
by Bigshotz069 September 18, 2020
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Robert Pattinson

A white British guy who no one gave 2 shits about until twilight came out then people started hating him. He went from playing a stupid ass vampire to a Bat.
He is the Batman
Girls: OMG Robert Pattinson is in this movie!
Guys: You mean the guy who beat the shit out of a guy who asked who the hell is he supposed to be?
by FootlongSlinky September 24, 2020
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sexiest man alive who is also very chaotic as he has in the past:went on a date with a stalker to scare her, has said he thinks there is a ballerina inside of him, and got expelled in high school for selling porno magazines! also played daddy edward cullen in the twighlight series and deadric in harry potter !
by rrjekbekekedbeikcc November 1, 2020
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Robert Pattinson

This is the super villain called Spunk ransom’s alter ego. Spunk ransom is known to give off the distinct smell of crayons. He is also known for biting babies and even as a child he had this evil with in him. It all started when he locked his substitute teacher in a closet and ever since then he has been causing distress to many people.
Boy: Hey, Robert Pattinson kinda looks like a hotter version of Spunk Ransom.
Girl: you idiot he is Spunk Ransom
by Stan Lana Delray December 29, 2020
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robert pin

The classy version of a bobby pin.
"This robert pin is made of 14k gold."
by prevailingwest November 16, 2021
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hannah roberts

She is the most beautiful girl on the earth but people don't notice her
Hannah Roberts is a Noticeable girl but then she is not
by Rim Hell March 1, 2017
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Robert-Pattinson

A gay, ugly, stupid actor!!
Did you see that guy? He looks soo gay!! He is so robert-pattinson like!! lol
by mimiblabla December 29, 2009
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