Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.
Person: What do you think of Iraq
Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think
Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie
Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think
Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random
Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think
Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie
Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think
Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

That guy you see in a bar with one of those stupid thin beard things, He always wears his sunglasses at night or when he wants to look cool, and he always has stupid average cheesy pick up lines like "Hey baby, wanna do it in the bathroom?"
I walked in the bar and it was filled with random bar douches, they all were drinking Coors Light and not shaving.
Look at that random bar douche, he looks so random and douchy.
Look at that random bar douche, he looks so random and douchy.
by Neuroflesh January 20, 2011

by RandomDying August 21, 2009

When you here about your group fucking up so you get drunk, write down a bunch of definitions and words on a post card, put the definitions on a dart board and the words in a top hat, play darts and match em simultaneously, write a speech, pass out and record yourself giving that speech the next morning
Grandmaster jay: (gulp gulp gulp gulp) i got bullpup with powerful, outdated weaponry with all riffles and finally smort with meee. The problem correcting randomizer works! (Thud)
by Idk something stupid? September 3, 2020

That button
Spend your time on something else and stop looking through urban dictionary for 3 hours spamming that button
That More random definitions button
Go to boredbutton.com instead
That More random definitions button
Go to boredbutton.com instead
by tki best opener February 25, 2023

When you are looking around bored and you and another person look into each other's eyes confused and turn away as fast as you can
by Mcdonaldslover101 April 24, 2017

Can whoever is writing the stuff on urban dictionary not make the definitions either sex or completely random bullshit please
by Hehe I cheated March 1, 2021
