Parking lot carousel polyamory

Its fun, at the moment, but it is technically sketchy AF

Our current lifestyle dynamic is of the parking lot carousel polyamory variety

by EyeTechForYou April 5, 2023

Grilled Cheese Polyamorous

when you feel equally about all variations of a particular thing (mostly applicable to food, potentially applicable to other things with variation)

What type of soup is your favorite soup?
Oh, I’m grilled cheese polyamorous towards soup!

Do you like dark or milk chocolate more?
I think I’m pretty grilled cheese polyamorous about chocolate.

by MachoNacho420 May 8, 2024

Pansexual (or sometimes Polyamorous)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Pansexual (or sometimes Polyamorous)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Puerto Rican Polly

Getting rammed with a tropical fruit right up the kisser

My bitch wife got a Puerto Rican polly from the fluff haired bartender down at the beach

by Disgruntled Husband March 24, 2025

Venulean-Flux Polyace

(noun)
ven-yuh-lee-uhn fluhks pah-lee-ayss

A queer identity describing someone who is:

Attracted to all genders except binary men/trans men

Experiences fluctuating levels of asexuality (sometimes ace, sometimes demi, sometimes zero desire)

Is romance-delayed (romantic attraction takes forever, if ever. On the demisexual spectrum)

Repulsed by sex, uninterested unless it’s with their one favorite person

Polyamorous, dates more than one person but with consent

Other notes: Not to be confused with "pansexual" or "lesbian"

Used in a sentence:

“Wait, so you're into all genders—just not guys?”

“Yeah, I’m Venulean-Flux Polyace. I contain multitudes but none of them have a beard.”

by ArfwithADHD June 21, 2025

genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini

Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.

I identify as a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini.

by dadydonald May 22, 2024