Pick your ducks

The removal of dingleberries, as referenced by Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson in a 2014 statement on marriage.

"If she'll pick your ducks, now that's a woman."

by pointedsticks December 30, 2013

picked clean

When something has been completely emptied of its contents. Usually used in more morbid contexts, but can be used for most anything.

Just two days after it was discovered, the tomb was completely picked clean of artifacts.

The wreckage had been picked clean by salvagers.

The vultures picked the corpse clean.

by Screennameless January 21, 2009

Pick me girl

A girl who thinks she is better then the average girl. she thinks she is a different breed. a whole different species. and that everyone loves her.

Samantha: “omg I’m like one of the guys.. girls are too much drama. like I’m just not like other girls you know?”

Samantha in this situation is a pick me girl.

by Brixxx February 25, 2021

pink picket fence

A term used to discrible suburban-married bliss for homosexuals.

Ted and Dan are gay and live in a great house in the gaybourhood with a dog, two kids. They have the pink picket fence all figgured out.

I hate Cory - she has the hot wife, the nice house, good job, great car - fucking pink picket fence life! Why can't I have that! I mean I'm way hotter then she is!

by QueerFemmeGirl December 7, 2006

Ice Pick Jones

An ice pick jones is way to cause frustration , shame, and anger in a person. The "picker" jams his hand, which is extended into the "recievers" armpit. The quicker that one picks someone the better. The most humiliating part of this activity is the ice pick jones symbol that comes after the pick. With one hand you hold out a imaginary icicle and hit it with the right hand with a imaginary pick. This action is to be performed in the face of the reciever. The words ice pick, pick or jones can be exclaimed after the completion of a succesful ice pick.

There are several strategies to this. The team pick is when you have one partner grab the recievers arm and lift it up while the other one picks them. This can also be done with one person.

There are also rules for a failed attempt at a pick. If the picker fails then he must leave the sights of the reciever or recieve a free pick on himeself. If the person refuses you are allowed to beat the person.

The most satisfying pick is when you get someone in an urban environment. Classroom picks are less satisfying because the person is doing work and is not focused on defense.

Lifting a persons arm up and hitting them in the armpit with the open hand. Then exclaim ice pick jones.

by icepickj April 6, 2009

Jerry Picker

A 2 ton mexican hoist used to assist your overweight beaner in the formal act of performing a keg stand.

Also used to hoist mexicans back to their motherland aka Arizona.

Juan's hefty mom is on her way, grab the Jerry Picker to hoist her fat ass up for a keg stand.

by Brian Mahaffey December 12, 2010

Dicker Picker

when one of your friends is sitting or laying down and you quickly pick your friends dick like a claw game, the claw being your hand and the stuffed animal being your friends penis.

while doing this you must exclaim "DICKER PICKER!" while picking the dick

Friend 1-*laying on couch*

Friend 2-*unexpectedly comes over* "DICKER PICKER!"

Friend 1-"YOU BASTARD!"

by shablazum October 13, 2011