Matty Patty

A slop of sorts, performed by guys named Matt in a sexual sense. Really indescribable and can only be reinacted in person and not by work of mouth.

Can you believe Merrissa got a Matty patty last night? Yeah I heard about it and am kind of interested. Matt is kinda hot now.

by Hardened Criminal September 1, 2022

Patty

Extremely hilarious and good looking

"Patty is extremely hilarious and good looking" said Emma

by Not Patty October 16, 2020

patty buns

What hillcore is chasing endlessly on fortnite

Hillcore wants to taste dem patty buns

by sizzlerman May 31, 2018

Mrs Patty

A legend in the hall of schools in Steubenville many say she’s a ghost here to redeem her sins but little do they know she really just wants to maintain the consistency of “big dick energy”.

Person#1: Yo you know Mrs Patty
Person#2 : yea she’s the goat

by Loaf of the crumb January 11, 2021

Patty-Mole

A mole on pale white skin that looks like the top part of a oatmeal cream pie.

I was hitting her from the back and I looked down and she had a patty-mole on her ass.

by TheCreatedOne22 January 6, 2017

Sausage patty toes

Toes that look like sausage patties

Jess has sausage patty toes

by Opinionman May 22, 2022

porcelain patty

When you go into the bathroom after your grandpa has just finished taking a #2 and find piece of poo that has stuck to the toilet seat

Man I hate it when grandpa visits for the weekend because he always leaves porcelain pattys for me to find when he finishes using the bathroom

by Zaklore July 11, 2023