patti mae smith

patti mae smith is a very short girl with luscious yummy locks. she has bad taste in men but good taste in woman. she craves validation but love everyone around her and is always looking out for everyone. she has the best friend in the world who looks the complete opposite but they would do anything for eachother. she doesn’t like school but she love the people she sees *most* just don’t piss patti mae smith off.

“wow is that patti mae smith?”
“yeah she smokin hot!”

by lilsmucker March 18, 2022

Patty cakes

A face that has chubby cheeks with no other face fat.

Person A: i miss her normal face before the lipo. Her cheeks look super unnatural now.

Person B: what? No way, the Patty cakes look is way better.

by peachy_bro July 23, 2019

saint on this patty

phrase coined for the college season surrounding st. patrick’s day. typically used by women to make it known that what to be railed.

girl: why don’t u saint on this patty?
boy: say less.

by reala$$b1txh March 13, 2023

Pale Patty

White woman

Daaammn, look at that pale patty saving that black homeless man as Pale Pattie’s usually do.

by HistorianHiMe August 15, 2022

Cow Patty

When you've shit your pants and you sit down to feel the squishy poo spreading around in your underwear.

Man i couldn't hold it, now i got a cow patty chilling till i get home

by thatausguy July 23, 2019

Aunt Patty

An annoying Aunt who is always trying to get into your business or talk about politics that was created by Thomas Sanders

Aunt Patty: do you have a girlfriend? Wanna talk politics? What are you gonna do later?

Person: Begone Aunt Patty!

by Okami The Wolf August 1, 2023

splatter patty

Dried up jizz splatter on the wall

Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,

Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!

by Justin sideme September 20, 2023