cell phone

Proof that we are living in the future

Time traveler from the 1970s: Why are all these people talking to themselves?

Teenager in the present day: They're talking on cell phones, duh.

by Rasnodar February 28, 2011

phone blitzkrieg

Variant of war dialing; to make an excessive number of phone calls in an extremely short period of time.

Damn, seven phone calls in from her in 2 minutes, she's doing a phone blitzkrieg on my ass

by Trommler March 8, 2008

phantom phone

The phenomenon where you feel your cellphone vibrate in your pocket or you hear it vibrate in the immediate area, when in fact, your phone has not vibrated at all and/or isn't even in the area.

Person #1: Dude. I totally though my phone just vibrated but I don't even have it with me. Wtf?!

Person #2: Yea man, just another case of phantom phone.

by ballinik August 14, 2009

Phone Sass

A term used to describe self-righteous attitude through the phone, whether it be spoken or texted. Phone Sass is usually accompanied with the feeling you are boned (not literally), or have been ratted out. Phone Sass also applies to AIM, Skype, or any method of contact over long distances. Phone Sass is not quite as bad as face-to-face sass, in which you can't easily take a bathroom break or run to grab a drink like you can while on AIM.

Ugh, her Phone Sass is really bugging me. Why did he have to go and tell her that?

by Shpanc June 28, 2009

fuck the phone

A sentence said when someone doesn't want to reply to the phone when it rings.

*Ring ring*
*Ring ring*
*Ring ring*

Bob: Ah shit! Fuck the phone!

by Vaxen August 19, 2014

phone booth

An older form of communication from before mobile phones were so common. You didn't have to sign on for any of that "data plan" shit, they only cost a quarter to use, they had a handy little book filled with people's phone numbers in case you didn't know them, they didn't give you brain cancer, and they were easier for Superman to change in.

"Hmmmm, I could buy a cell phone and sign on for coverage and data plan, which would bleed me dry just so I can play crappy app games, or I could use the phone booth over there for just a fucking quarter. Decisions, decisions..."

by Woodunt U. Lyketano July 25, 2015

Phone Junkie

noun - informal
A phone addict.
A person with a compulsive habit or obsessive dependency on their phone.

Have you seen that guy over there? He won’t look up from his phone, even if someone barges into him, he’s such a phone junkie!

by The Gadd June 12, 2018