shitted on your own doorstep

its basically means..you got caught cheating and was foolish to do it so near your locality of where you live..
"i shitted on your own doorstep"-i was in my local bar and who walks in only my nextdoor neighbour nosiest and boring cow in town,who eyes nearly popped out ..caught red-handed smooching another
by freespirit1986 October 27, 2008
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Ride your own ride

To operate your motorcycle within your skill level.
Why is Mike so far behind the group?

He was told to ride your own ride!
by Andrew Nizwantowski October 06, 2021
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minding my own business

If someone says ''I've been minding my own business'' he means that he ghost pinged a mod
Person 1:I've been minding my own business
Person 2:Did you get banned? It's pretty annoying
by gigaming5793452 March 16, 2021
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bdc owns invincible anarchy

The urban slang "BDC OWNS INVINCIBLE ANARCHY" is a common term used amongst the invincible anarchy community (a total of 7 unique players). BDC is a group amongst several players, _Kingpin, ismoDev, ResperyMartin (and his many alts), DimeBaggiez and 6k. BDC owns invincible anarchy and always will. BDC ON TOP
by KingpinBDC March 18, 2023
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eat your own asshole

To Eat ones asshole and like it
kevin eat your own asshole
by Adam February 08, 2005
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enjoy my own company

verb. a nicer way of saying "masturbate"
obviously you can replace "my" with "your" "her" or whatever.
take note that this phrase means only with yourself, NOT a hand job.
can be either masculine or feminine in its usage.
Jim: "I enjoy my own company for 2 hours every night."
Bill: "What, are you single?"
Jim: (sigh...)
by teh_cactus July 02, 2006
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Nude man's own dressing

Ejaculate, preferably spread out over a large area. If diet is taken into consideration, you may get a variety of flavors, from pineapple to asparagus. Not necessarily linked to tossing salad, but that will probably result in dressing on the side.
By the time they finished, he was sore all over and her cherry tomatoes were covered in nude man's own dressing.
by svils March 05, 2008
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