Monterey Omelet

The woman bends over from a standing position. The man partially chews a raw whole avocado and three raw eggs and a handful of grated swiss cheese. Kneeling behind the woman, the man blows the mixture into her vagina. The two then fuck vigorously, with the man cuming insider her. The woman squats over a frying pan and pushes the mixture out of her vagina. The man cooks the mixture and they share the omelet on a sunny patio with mimosas and fresh fruit.

Wow, I really enjoyed making the Monterey Omelet this morning.

by Chef of the day May 9, 2010

omelantitis

Syndrome affecting poorly executed omelettes, scrambled eggs or other egg-based dishes, e.g. quiches. Or a syndrome affecting fugly people whose faces closely resemble a poorly executed omelette, quiche etc...

Jesus! You can't do that to a quiche, you pervert... now looks like it's got omelantitis!

by donorgasm June 10, 2010

omegasignia

term used to describe the act of a bolt of lightning striking a rainbow, being the most epic sign on earth

dude, did u just see the epic omegasignia!

by the hidden truth November 29, 2010

omellbin

a douchebag with a huge penis. often eats dog crap. likes to have sex.

have you seen omellbin

by turnzip May 9, 2011

omer alan

cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy.Someone who is sweet, loving and kind. The best guy to have as your boyfriend because he treats you so well and knows how to take care of you. Makes friends with your friends and isn't afraid to show how much he cares for you.This man is the very definition of sexy, that every person on the opposite sex desires. He is really a greek god of modern times. He's not too muscular nor to thin he is just right.

That man is so omer alan....

by jeana wellens February 15, 2013

omer baskan

A turkish guy who looks and acts like an Asian.
Omer is a trustworthy person, you can always count on him.

Omer isn't the brightest person, his dumb actions always let the people around him laugh.
But Omer is one of the worst drivers there is.

Hahahaha @ omer baskan
Omer which part of asia are you from.
Omer watch out!

by saruu September 20, 2013

omega squad

The last ones in, last ones out. The original people who went in couldnt get it right, so we go in and finish!

The marines couldnt take him out, so they sent in the omega squad.

by Omega Leader October 28, 2013