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KFC Blood Oath

Eating KFC is a delicious extravaganza. A mouth watering joy of essence itself. But the Kernel will take back what it’s due. One may eat of its tastiness now, but the one will suffer from severe fire poops that draw blood shortly after. And this is the KFC Blood Oath.
Hey Josh, you eat that delicious KFC yet?

Sure have man! I enjoyed every moment!

Yeah, I’m sure! You think the KFC Blood Oath will be repaid tonight, or tomorrow morning?

Oh tonight for sure!!
by the teli May 24, 2022
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Pulse my oats

1.) to get one’s pussy fucked vigorously
2.) to girate/shake one’s goodies for their oat daddy
3.)to get yourself off and feel yourself(oats) pulsating
3.) to put oats in a food processor
Baby, I need you to come over and pulse my oats while we Netflix and chill
by OatDaddy June 7, 2022
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