Stranger Danger

Something used to say, every time a creep appears around you.

WOMAN is cleaning...
MAN enters room without her knowing.
MAN: Hi.
WOMAN turns around.
WOMAN: Stranger Danger!
MAN: Chill, it's only me!

by Miss. AnonymousPuns September 25, 2017

Danger Zone

A zone of danger

DANGER ZONE!

by FBIsurveillanceVan June 21, 2016

Potentially dangerous

It's only going to get worse. I'm actively being cut out of the byproducts of my own labor. IT'S ALREADY HAPPENED ONCE BEFORE.

Hym "Nah go fuck yourself with that. This has been potentially dangerous for me the entire time and now that it might effect some other than me FOR A SECOND TIME you got something to say about it. Go ask Paul. This isn't the work of whoevers getting paid for it. It's mine. I'M ALREADY BEING HARASSED. I've said this before: As soon as it affects someone other than me your attitude is going to change. But now I know exactly who's getting paid for it. Now I know where to direct my ire. Thanks for that. I'm living a life of privation AND IT SURE AS HELL ISN'T BECAUSE I'M NOT MAKING MONEY. I don't control anything but your actively trying to control where the consequences fall. I DON'T TO SIT HERE AND LET THE BOULDER LAND ON ME. I actually refuse to do that. Whoever is responsible needs to be held accountable. But now I know exactly who I should be focusing on. Thanks. Didn't have nothing to sure until I mentioned her did you. Who's making the money? Why am I not being compensated?"

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

DANGEROUS PERVERSIONS

DO NOT GO GENTLE TAKE A SHIT!!!!

DANGEROUS PERVERSIONS await the game of randomness.

FEAR GAME OF RANDOMNESS.
DANGEROUS PERERERVERDIOIIER - SHIT.632.AVAILABLE EATING POO POO.632

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 17, 2021

mega danger

still a pretty cool dude. He could beat you up if you made him mad. Story goes that he threw an industrial sized trash bin at someone just because they pissed him off. Oh and for reference keep mango juice away from him, trust me you don’t want to know why.

Holy shit did mega danger just kill that guy by throwing a trash can at him?!?!?

by FireOfLife September 1, 2024

pale danger

Beautiful white women.

I can't help it, I'm in love with a pale danger.

by AZStorm May 22, 2018

a nigel danger wank

Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.

a nigel danger wank job

by mrs tosser October 6, 2025