Salty Monk

Rhyming slang for spunk (gentlemans relish) and also a drinking establishment in South West England.

Mark - 'OOhhh AAhhh that feels so good, I am so close right now, where do you want me to come?'

Emma - 'Come on big boy, just Salty Monk on my face'

by AliUK September 16, 2010

Monke

"Reject humanity return to Monke"

Dude: broo ha we humans are sooo cooool we like have brains duuude

Monke: bro Monke can do flip

by JETMASS February 6, 2021

pp monke

A man who has a HUGE cock (but not as big as Ryuktard’s) and he is very seggsy and cute.

Omg look at pp monke he is so hot I want him to stuff my bussy.

by Beerustard March 8, 2021

Monke

The greatest

Monke is Yes

by dynamite14 August 20, 2021

Monke Gang

Monke Gang is a chad monkey and gorilla server that hates liberals and non-monkes

Person 1: Bro have you heard of Monke Gang?

Person 2: Yeah I have,it’s pretty Pog!

by Peridot From The Gang March 31, 2021

Monk

An individual who is unbelievably good at what he does, his specialty. A person so centered on this special skill his/her lifelong pursuit that it has cost him in social skills. She/he is a bit of an oddball, nonfunctional in many other areas of their Life.

Like the TV series "Monk" would be a good fictional caricature. A more real caricature would be Stephen Hawking among the world of physicists or Carl Sagan on the cosmos. These roots have obvious beginnings in the spiritual or religious monks of the monastery only applied to modern day times.

by Cave Elf April 2, 2016

Double Monking

When you use each hand to feed a calico cat, cat treats

“Dude! Did you see Lola Double Monking at the pet shelter?”

by Lilac Petal July 22, 2022