Mistacious

Frontin';

Putting-On and/or Acting In a Way That is Misleading Of Your True Intentions.

"TELEPHONE SCAMMERS ARE REALLY MISTACIOUS, IN THEIR EFFORTS TO OBTAINING YOUR PERSONAL INFO."

by Ryen Edwardo August 15, 2024

Mustache Moment

the event when something awkward happens.

When your duo doesn’t clutch and does something embarrassing then it is a mustache moment.

by Mustache Moment December 17, 2023

Mustacha

Portmanteau for Mustafa and Mustache

Hey Mustacha! How are ye doing too-day? Hadding caffay ma freind?

by Walapsune January 8, 2024

Mistah Phone

Mistah Phone Is When A Toilet Calls Your Phone "Mistah Phone". it normally happens when ur taking a shit while scrolling through your phone, putting ur phone infront of your toilet and last of all peeing in your toilet while scrolling through your phone.

"Mistah Phone."

by EthernetExpert January 29, 2024

mustachesexual

Mustachesexual is when you are only attracted to men who have mustaches, and as soon as they shave it you are no longer attracted to them.

I’m not really into him cause i’m lowkey mustachesexual

by glitter sparkles December 9, 2024

mustache

1) A masculine-of-center overtly queer person who accompanies a feminine-of-center lesbian to a public-facing event as an aid in signaling her status under the L paradigm of the LGBTQIA+ umbrella.

2) The status of such person when on a friend date with a lesbian-identifying woman.

Her: I need to attend a company holiday event and ever since my wife and I separated people have been assuming I’m straight. Will you come with me as my mustache?
Me: Happy to accompany you as your mustache to any event, any time.

by Maxi T. December 27, 2024

Mustache Jackson

Prerequisite: Must have access to a fire engine and hose lines.

Verb: to use Zillow and find houses for sale that presumably will be unoccupied, that way you can stretch hose to the front door to simulate real training.

(Warning) this action will piss off the whole neighborhood and the home owner will rush home and try to fight you

Is that house for sale? How about a mustache Jackson.

by Doc_Easy May 1, 2025