march 12

this is the day where the coolest people are born. they are usually left-handed and are very intelligent. they can do lots of things.

kate: hey it’s march 12
nathan: yeah i know it’s my birthday

kate: yeah that’s cause you’re the best

by camcamlover December 3, 2020

March 29th

National gives your boyfriend head day. If it’s his birthday he shall receive multiple rounds of head or sex as he pleases

Oh no it’s March 29th, he’s going to rock my world.

by Bfhhvdrth January 5, 2021

March 11

This is the day where you are going to not use the internet at all. you can do this, stop using your whole life stuck on the stupid internet!! Im going to break my phone with a hammer right after I post this. If you do this you will have so much good luck on March 14. :)) believe me.

March 11 is no internet day time to break my phone with a hammer

by unknown.photography March 1, 2021

March 5th

National donut day, chill out have a donut

Me: yo it’s March 5th
Krispy Kreme’s; yay money

by Mr. Heinz lover... and Caleb March 2, 2021

March 4

on march 4 u must hold your ex's/boyfreind's/crush's

Person 1: Yo, its march 4
Person 2: Ok and?
Person 1: *holds person 2's hands'

by tik tok: its._seri March 3, 2021

march 4th

national ask your crush out day! ladies and gents, i don’t think you’ll be single after March 4th!

I’m gonna ask Katie out cause it’s March 4th

by ariana grandes whore March 3, 2021

march 4

non-national stepsibling day

1. hey bro it’s march 4th
2. dammit i was gonna kill my step bro today
1. no dude; send him a nice paragraph
2. but-
1. it can wait until tmr
2. fine.

by yoxrs.trxly March 4, 2021