Billy: "We should hit up that club Saturday night; I heard there is no cover!"
Joe: "Maybe not, but it's $10 for a pint."
Billy: "Damn! That shit's movie theater prices!"
Joe: "Maybe not, but it's $10 for a pint."
Billy: "Damn! That shit's movie theater prices!"
by T.G. Cid September 08, 2010
a movie that's sooo strange it's FREAKIG HILARIOUS!!! starring characters such as Mr. Weight, the Kamikaze Watermelon, Bloing Gloing *dude with umbrella*, and the famous Zeeky H. Bomb
Stick dude 1:"Let's play Toss the H bomb!"
Stick dude 2: "Yah!"
Both: Wheeee!! *bomb drops*
BOOOOOMMM!!!
Stick dude 2: "Yah!"
Both: Wheeee!! *bomb drops*
BOOOOOMMM!!!
by Dirge February 01, 2005
The absolute best parody movie that I've ever laid eyes on.
It's basically a mix of a parody of The Ring, a parody of Signs, a parody of Eight Mile, and a parody of a whole lot of other movies.
It's basically a mix of a parody of The Ring, a parody of Signs, a parody of Eight Mile, and a parody of a whole lot of other movies.
George:
Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through. Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out. I'm a white boy, but my neck is red. I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread. My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail. Me and Buffy spend every winter in Vail. How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. UH! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero. I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm, Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him. I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, my middle name's Lance, my grandma's from France. So maybe I'm whack 'cause my skin ain't black, but you can't talk smack 'cause whitey just struck back!
Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through. Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out. I'm a white boy, but my neck is red. I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread. My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail. Me and Buffy spend every winter in Vail. How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. UH! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero. I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm, Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him. I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, my middle name's Lance, my grandma's from France. So maybe I'm whack 'cause my skin ain't black, but you can't talk smack 'cause whitey just struck back!
by Ben Kenobi May 30, 2005
It is a joke surrounding the hit 2007 movie starring an anthropomorphic bee voiced by Jerry Seinfeld. It has been customary to send the entire script as a text to your friends because it is just completely pointless and a waste of space.
The first few lines are as followed.
"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."
The first few lines are as followed.
"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."
by Brendanawicz November 30, 2016
Blah Guy 52: Meh. I'm bored.
Blah Guy 53: Yeah, me too.
52: Uh... what do you want to do?
53: Um... i dunno. Wanna play a game?
52: Oh sure, what kind?
53: Oh, i dunno.
52: Hmm.
53: Oh I know! Let's play catch the H-Bomb!
52: Yeah!
*boom.*
Blah Guy 53: Yeah, me too.
52: Uh... what do you want to do?
53: Um... i dunno. Wanna play a game?
52: Oh sure, what kind?
53: Oh, i dunno.
52: Hmm.
53: Oh I know! Let's play catch the H-Bomb!
52: Yeah!
*boom.*
by ianweller April 02, 2005
When going into a movie theater to choose a seat, the first seats that people look for are in empty rows, trying for as long as possible to not have to sit in the same row as another person or group of people. This is repeated until there are people in every row and then you HAVE to sit in a row with other people.
This is the movie theater rule.
This rule is offen appiled subconciously with out even realising it.
This is the movie theater rule.
This rule is offen appiled subconciously with out even realising it.
by ABlueOrange November 23, 2006
When you and your significant other are watching football movies that you don't care about. So instead you spend the enitre time making out. Then their parents walk in.
by Philly Billy Milly December 12, 2010