Cradle Monkey

Cradling your significant other's hefty ball sacks in the cup of your hand, taking pressure off the penal area known as the perineum.

Hey dude?
YEah man...
Your balls look tired
Yeah i had a rough day
Weellllllll i mean ill cradle monkey them for a little bit so they can relieve circulation.....i mean if thats okay..
.........ummmm sure.....is that gay?
No man not at all........let me do it

by HPFBanana Hammock March 31, 2011

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Pan monkey

A line cook in a restaurant, especially one viewing his work as mindless

"You know, I didn't always used to be a pan monkey. I was a lawyer once."

by JoeShablotnik June 11, 2018

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tech monkeys

All the wonderful tech people who perform fix-it miracles with web based platforms or IT hardware.

John: WTF? Twitter is down again!

Jim: I'm sure the Twitter tech monkeys will have it fixed it no time.

by LittleNano April 7, 2011

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flab monkey

Someone who jiggles when you punch them. Usually eats leftover tacos for breakfast.

Chris is such a flab monkey.

by Dr. KLUE September 30, 2008

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Monkey Douche

When a women is crouching/squatting in the tub naked facing the faucet with it running. She then repeadetly catches water in her hands and hand over hand begins tossing it into her vagina in hopes to extract male sperm (cum) out of her. The motion similar to that of a monkey throwing there feces hand over hand over there shoulders. (Yet in the situations one hand at a time and into there vagina)

Male: Hey hunny I hear the shower running. Coming in to join you. hehehe

Female: (not responding/did not hear)

Male: (sneaks in and sees her in tub) Um hey...

Female: GET OUT OF HERE!!

Male: Did I just catch you doing a Monkey Douche

by Skillet Sensation July 9, 2010

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