goofy monkey

a monkey that is goofy.

kim jong-un is a goofy monkey🙈

by booty_mcanus_3001 December 10, 2022

car monkey

A car monkey is when a female gives a man oral pleasure while driving in a car. She should topless and at least slightly buzzed. Verb

My wife got drunk as hell last night at the beach club, and hit me with a car monkey on the way home, that shit was hella good!

by Madmax16 May 17, 2016

Beach Monkey

When someone is being dumb or annoying.

That beach monkey deleted my post!

It’s okay, just beach monkey antics.

by graylover333 May 23, 2022

Frame monkey

Someone who is addicted to high frame rates in competitive games

I use performance mode in games because I m a frame monkey

by Poopy but November 7, 2020

PAPER MONKEY

Someone who has a desk job doing paperwork.

Boss: Kathryn what are you doing?

Kathryn: I'za doin my werk like a good Paper Monkey!

Guy on a first date: So what do you do for a living?

Girl: I work at a car dealership, processing loan applications.

Guy: Ohh! Your a Paper Monkey!

by RedRibbonSword October 19, 2010

Mhhh monkey

when you are please and no one knows why

when master oogway saves monkeys life he asks why and answers Mhhh monkey

if you want to see for you self search Mhhh monkey in google

by Mhhh-monkey May 13, 2020

clout monkey

Someone who constantly wants clout and brags about having clout

“Yo stacey is a whole clout monkey”

by skee__t January 5, 2019