mississippi-pinstripe

When you are driving, and spit dip outside the window, and it gets all over your car.

I got to get a car wash, and get my new mississippi-pinstripe off, I
Couldn’t find my mud-jug

by Nattynicks August 15, 2018

Mississippi centipede

The art of getting 4+ people to line up on their back and using only their feet pass a bannana or other fruit to each other so fast it looks like a centipede crawling up the Mississippi River.

The researchers could find out how to to fast enough to perform a Mississippi centipede

by KoverLeaf October 4, 2019

mississippi mud lube

When you eat a girl out with a fat dip in.

The redneck ate his girlfriend out giving her some mississippi mud lube.

by Kylepompom April 24, 2016

Mississippi Tootsie Tickler

The act of spitting chewing tobacco juices upon a females toes in order to lubricate them to stick your penis in between them repeatedly.

My sister was horny so I gave her the ol’ Mississippi tootsie tickler.

by Distorted toast November 16, 2019

Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.

Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.

by KC Export January 14, 2022

The Mississippi river

When you take a naked girl and pour any liquid from her boobs to her vigina and drink it

Hey I can’t hang out ima give my girl the Mississippi River

by Bigboydirtydan69 June 11, 2018

mississippi reverse card

When you blowin' ya homie and he blows into your mouth then you blow his load in his butthole.

I was hanging out with my bros and before I knew it I was on my knees gettin' a mississippi reverse card.

by nydoei November 20, 2021