General euphenism for taking a crap. Can be altered slightly to
better describe the
type of crapping
situation one is about to experience or has experienced by explaining the experience your friends are having or about to have. See examples below.
to crap: Hey, I'm going to "make some friends."
to inquire: How are your friends?
crapping discomfort: My friends are angry
today.
leftover
floater: I went to go make some friends, but someone else's friends were there to greet me.
don't leave a floater:
Never leave a friend behind.
post crapping: My friends have left the building.
self explanitory: There's a special place inside me for all my friends.
constipated: My friends didn't show up.
eating questionable food: My friends aren't going to like this.
(i think we see where this is going.)