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"Make some friends." 

General euphenism for taking a crap. Can be altered slightly to better describe the type of crapping situation one is about to experience or has experienced by explaining the experience your friends are having or about to have. See examples below.
to crap: Hey, I'm going to "make some friends."

to inquire: How are your friends?

crapping discomfort: My friends are angry today.

leftover floater: I went to go make some friends, but someone else's friends were there to greet me.

don't leave a floater: Never leave a friend behind.

post crapping: My friends have left the building.

self explanitory: There's a special place inside me for all my friends.

constipated: My friends didn't show up.

eating questionable food: My friends aren't going to like this.

(i think we see where this is going.)
"Make some friends." by Randalls January 28, 2008
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make amends 

When you've exercised extreme flakiness and are now morally obliged to make up for such poor behaviour by any means necessary as requested by the emotionally distraught victim. The act of making amends typically requires minimal clothing.
Charlotte must make amends for ongoing flakiness towards Adam
make amends by Jesus_official March 13, 2015

make tea 

Usually occurs on a very hot day. This event happens when sweat starts to form/accumulate on and around the scrotum.
It's so hot out right now I'm starting to make tea.
make tea by beefomac September 6, 2010

make america gay again 

make america gay again, cuz' im fabulous~~~
When a guy says this it mean "pin me agenst the wall, or kiss me and make me shut up, it could also mean they just want your attention. UwU
Boy make me

Girl *pins me agenst wall*
Make me by Yourlocalpankid February 12, 2020

make it rain 

at clubs ballers take a wad of $1 bills and throw them in the air. hence "making it rain"
LA is where this term originated from. Fat Joe's single make it rain sprung this trend of throwing money in the air. It is pretty entertaining to watch non ballers attempt these feet.
- Ali S., Founder www.prapta.com
"I make it rain on these hoes" with money
make it rain by Ali17 February 28, 2008