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London

London is the bestest friend you could ever imagine. She’s always there for me and she’s soooo supportive. She’s had a hard life at home but always manages to put a smile on her face. She’s very funny and extremely pretty even if she doesn’t think she is. She might not know it yet but she really is the only reason im still here today, I love her so much.
I love London! London loves big black c
by Belllah_London431112 August 22, 2024
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London

A bad bitch she don’t gaf about no nigga that she alr had and can have again
Women:I want her boyfriend

London:girl take him and I can get him right back
by Bc I said sooo November 21, 2021
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London bridge

When someone has a stoma and in a sexual event similar to a threesome the patient is engaged in anal sex as well as in the stoma. This act is similar to the Eiffel Tower.
by cojo911 June 5, 2015
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london poche

some chick that gives some killer rim jobs. i.e. lesbian who is a fork fetish and touches herself with a blue, rubber fork then precedes to eat her soup. Starred in America's infamous film of 2007 "Two Girls, One Cup" as the "indian beaner chick."
?!?! "Is that a London Poche?" *gasp* "It is! Look at her fork!"
by hanes underwaer April 26, 2010
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(noun)
A multi-branch private “educational” setup in the UAE — with locations in Sharjah (x2), Dubai, and Fujairah — specializing in the fine art of turning office space into global academia.

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Top Definition

A place where ambition meets ambiguity.
Marketed as an international college, it offers degrees through “partner institutions” based on the student’s payment plan:

Basic: London American University

Mid-range: College de Paris

Premium: Madonna University (USA)

These affiliations are emphasized loudly. The fact that it’s not recognized by the UAE Ministry of Education? Whispered, if at all.

Often operates out of standard business buildings — not campuses — with rapidly changing staff, two-tone branding (college/institute), and accreditations that impress only until Googled.

Popular among students who value a foreign-sounding degree over legal clarity, and among parents who prefer glossy brochures over boring things like “licensing.”
“My uncle enrolled me in London American City College because he saw the word ‘American.’ Now I study on the second floor of an office building, and my degree depends on how much he paid.”
by PaulsonMathewChunkapura July 17, 2025
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London

A London Is a great sweet caring boyfriend if u do t have a London in your life you better find one if there anything like my London he is sweet kind and always finds a way to make u smile . He is handsome and has crazy looking hair he can free style rly good a London is afraid to mess up in front of somebody special . It is easy to tell if a London likes u ; they will always wanna talk to u he will call beautiful he will spam your post with hearts he will text u all the time he will always try and find ways to talk to and overall he will just end up telling you. Get yourself a London if u wanna be happy
Anyone- London is looking nice today and boy can’t he rap

Friend- I know right !
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london

she’s raw asl , too sexcc for this world , will steal your girl. husband is tye. bd is calvin
london is so raw
by iiamlondonn November 21, 2021
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