practical mountain lion

1.) A mountain lion that is a practical thinker 2.) one who leaps between the benches in the locker room 3.) Cassie

"Boy, You're just a practical mountain lion!"

by Heather March 8, 2004

Lionel

Or "the Monk" due to his birds nest barnet which is currently defying all scientific reasoning with it's miraculous regrowth. This poor misguided City fan is sometimes partial to wine with his lunch, other times partial to Guinness with his lunch. Mostly, though, due to being barred from the local Chinese chippy, he skips lunch altogether and has wine with Guinness. Ruthless with the ladies and will often turn them down with reckless abandon (.....)

Lionel: Most likely to be heard saying, "Hold me back, hold me back" of a night out.

by Ule Neverwalk Alone December 12, 2008

lionheart

A legendary Gamefaqs troll, comparable only to Legendary Latino Heat and Otis. Also known as Darien Wilde and Eddy Lionheart, he shook the very core of gamefaqs with his flamboyant trolling style, and even caused several fads with dancing, aka the most annoying fad in history. Other forums also got upset with him, and soon he received a KOS, but returned to the site sometime later, forming team lionheart, one of the most radical and influential trolling organizations ever.

lionheart is the best troll ever!

by Max December 10, 2003

White Lion

Complete toss pot that used to be the leader of *LuNa*

You're a complete wanker
that can be said like this:
You're a White Lion

by Reaper July 26, 2003

lions den

at the state of extreme hunger to hover over ones food and eat ravenously will shoving massive portions of food into ones mouth...usually making grunting noises and rarely looking up from the food

"Yo Ev after the 'session' you went to the lions den on that lasagna, i heard you in the kitchen"..."Yeah i kno but i was mad hungry that shit aint stand a chance"

by mossham April 2, 2006

Lionel Migration

The event that took place when the FOBR boardies got butt hurt over some ads, "took over" the Lionel Ritchie boards, and then got pwned by Island, who took their boardnames away.

Person 1: The lionel migration? What was it?
Person 2: Major pwnage of FOBR

by Boardie June 14, 2008

lion head

A step up from turtle head which means to have a partial amount of turd pertruding from between ones buttocks.
a lion head is where the turd has begun to errupt and there is nothing you can do about it!!!

Dave - "did you hear about Billy the other day!"

Sally - "no what happend?"

Dave - "we where in the cinema just the other day when Billy lion headed himself"

by Shiggity Shwanker August 16, 2008