"Dude, what ever happened to josh?"
"Him? Oh, he went and got himself a case of the Lincoln Park Special"
"Him? Oh, he went and got himself a case of the Lincoln Park Special"
by probablyafuturestoner July 15, 2022
Get the Lincoln Park Special mug.Initially starting off as a perverted sex act pioneered by the Dukes of Lincoln, it is when a man crumbles mentos into his urethra and dips his junk in cola. It can be used for self-defence by directing the frothing sticky ribbons towards an enemy’s eyes or mouth and is also an effective treatment for Thrush.
Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.
Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.
“Wow did you hear about Clive? His girlfriend attacked him so he did The Fizzy Lincoln and blinded her. Cured her Thrush too!”
by ButtBandit420 April 5, 2024
Get the The Fizzy Lincoln mug.A statue people hail like a chief while they try and get all the Confederate ones removed. Washington owned slaves and so far nobody has suggested demolishing Washington monument or Mount Rushmore, it would almost seem like terrorism, so what's with the double standard against one kind of statue or monument and not the other?
People treat Abraham Lincoln's statue like the HNIC while they don't respect any symbol of the Confederacy or think it has any right to be there. What's with the double standard, when did one become so good and the other so bad? When the first updated editions of history books were written in 1866?
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
Get the Abraham Lincoln mug.Seems like a sweet nerdy boy... at first but then he turns out to be a horny asshole. He hates girls that lie. Apparently. Likes the library and everything from the waist down. Too much of a pussy to speak to ur face. Does everything over whatsapp and gmail.
by happymeals March 6, 2019
Get the Lincoln mug.A homosexual program run by a bunch of fools who think that it is doing good for the kids who are in it.
Guy 1: Hey I heard that Guy 3 goes to Lincoln Center, it sounds good I think I'll join.
Guy 2: NO! That program sucks ass it says you will learn shit for college but really you just sit around for 3 extra hours after school doing nothing but gay sex.
Guy 3: I hate my life.
Guy 2: NO! That program sucks ass it says you will learn shit for college but really you just sit around for 3 extra hours after school doing nothing but gay sex.
Guy 3: I hate my life.
by NeonTheCoder January 13, 2014
Get the lincoln center mug.by Bi1lyB0b5k1 July 12, 2024
Get the Lincoln Logging mug.east isn’t bad my ass you walk into the bath room there will be damn near a hole city of feens in the bathroom also the teachers are always on your ass about fucking hoodies and hats and then u got the stupid mf in the bathroom smoking some reggie!
East lincoln high school known for having the most drop outs and suspending people for smokin in the bathroom
by thickbitch co. November 4, 2021
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