july 13th

national eat ass day. if you like eating some ass happy holidays!

are you ready for july 13th, it will be a blast this year.

by smittywinkle April 12, 2019

July 12th

The day King Vlo was born

July 12th yes the day of the King

by YourDaughtersBabyDaddy October 14, 2019

July 9

The Birth of Mario July

The birth of Mario. This is rely when he's born

I'm serious

bro: yo bro Mario day is tomorrow
Bro II :yes
bro: I'm going to buy my mom a Mario and she will go insane bro you know how much my mom loves Mario
Bro II :Yahoo
bro: July 9

by CharlesCream October 15, 2019

July 5th

NATIONAL CHAS DAY

It's July 5th! Time to celebrate national Chas day!

by chas's bestie July 4, 2021

July 22

The date that horny people are born on

Person: Oh your born on July 22? You must horny.

by jacobsaggytittyfan June 5, 2022

July 14th

It's National Booty Day. Let someone important to you grab it, or send them a picture to brighten their day!

Girl: It's July 14th. Lets shake some ass!

by Grubertuber July 13, 2021

July 2nd

A day when Hoes are born.

"My Birthday is July 2nd."
"Damn u a hoe."

by Box_Studios August 12, 2020